Artificial Gato Intelligence▌
$AGI is paired with tokenized $NVDA. Every trade pays 2%, and 80% of it buys $AGI back off the market and burns it. The cat is long compute.
Terminal & Order Tape
Three steps.
The cat is long compute.
$AGI is paired with tokenized $NVDA
Not a USD stable pair. AGI trades straight against the most important chip stock on earth. Every tick is tied to how many GPUs the world is buying.
Every trade pays a toll
Every swap pays 2% — the same going in and coming out. The hook takes it from whichever side of the trade is leaving the pool, so there is no way to route around it.
80% of it buys $AGI and burns it
The fees pile up, then get spent buying $AGI on the open market. Those tokens go to the burn address and never come back. The other 20% pays for growth, marketing and development.
Where every fee goes.
2% on buys and sells. 80% of what we collect buys $AGI back off the market and burns it. The other 20% keeps the lights on.
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The burn is public. Every buyback lands at
0x…dEaD. Read that balance and check it against the number on this page. VERIFIED - Supply only goes one way. Fixed at launch, no mint function, and every buyback takes tokens out for good. VERIFIED
- We buy back by hand, not by contract. That makes it a commitment rather than something the code forces — so we publish the receipts. VERIFIED
How to buy $AGI
If you've never touched an onchain wallet, start at step one. It takes about five minutes.
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Get a wallet
Install a self-custody wallet that supports Robinhood Chain. Write the seed phrase on paper. Nobody from this project will ever ask you for it.
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Fund it with tokenized $NVDA
$AGI trades against tokenized $NVDA, not against USD. Bridge or buy $NVDA on Robinhood Chain first — that's the other side of the pair.
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Verify the contract
Copy the address from this page and paste it into the swap yourself. Never trust an address from a DM, a reply, or a screenshot.
$AGI TBA -
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Swap on Pons
Set your slippage to account for the 2% fee. Confirm in your wallet. Your trade starts feeding the buyback the moment it lands.
Open Pons ↗
Swap $AGI
The fee splits itself the moment your trade lands. No hidden slippage games.
Always verify before you trade.
Meme Lab
Drop a photo, throw the cat on it, drag it around, export a PNG. No account, nothing uploaded anywhere — it all runs in your browser.
Drag to move · scroll or pinch to resize · drag the corner handle to rotate
Media kit
Everything you need to post about $AGI. Transparent PNGs, ready for stickers and edits.
Roadmap
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PHASE 00 · NOW
Pre-launch
Artwork, site, mechanism design and the community's first thousand people. No token, no contract, no fundraising.
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PHASE 01
Deploy & pair
$AGI ships on Robinhood Chain through the Pons v2 factory, paired against tokenized $NVDA. Fee set at 2%, contract verified.
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PHASE 02
The first burn lands
This page switches to real onchain data. Every number you see becomes a number you can independently verify on the explorer.
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PHASE 03
Compute culture
Sticker packs, community edits, and a burn dashboard that shows exactly how much $AGI has been destroyed since day one.
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PHASE 04
The cat gets a brain
An $AGI agent you can actually talk to, an NFT collection for the cat, and more we are not ready to promise yet.
FAQ
Is the token live right now?
Not yet. $AGI has not been deployed. Every number on this page — the chart, the fee counter, the trade tape — sits at zero until the pool opens. There is no contract to buy, and anyone offering you one is scamming you.
Do I own NVIDIA stock if I hold $AGI?
No. $AGI is a memecoin paired against tokenized $NVDA. Holding $AGI gives you no equity in NVIDIA, no shareholder rights and no dividend. The fee payout is a share of trading activity, not a claim on NVIDIA.
Where does the 2% actually go?
80% of what we collect buys $AGI on the open market and sends it to the burn address; the other 20% pays for growth, marketing and development. Two things worth being straight about: we do this by hand rather than through a contract, so it is a commitment and not something the code forces; and the launchpad keeps a protocol cut of the 2% before it reaches us, so the 80/20 applies to what we actually receive. Every burn lands at a public address, so the number on this page is one anyone can check.
Why pair against $NVDA instead of USD?
Because the joke has a thesis underneath it. Pairing against a stablecoin means the chart only reflects sentiment about the memecoin. Pairing against tokenized $NVDA means the chart is a bet on the AI compute buildout, expressed through a cat.
What stops the team from rugging?
$AGI launches through the Pons v2 factory, so the pool, the hook and the fee ceilings are Pons' contracts — source verified on the explorer — not ours — the fee can never be raised past the 20% the hook enforces. Zero team allocation. Until the launch transaction exists onchain and is linked from this page, treat all of it as a promise rather than a fact — including this answer.
Is this financial advice?
No. It's a cat. Memecoins routinely go to zero, and you should assume this one can. Never spend money you need.